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garby
03:11
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Talk shit and I'm like give it a rest
You say that you're the best but I'm like who tf?
Break everything, make a fucking mess
Tell me who's the best that's whoTF
Sipping whoTF sauce like its Minute Maid
Pull up to the studio a minute late (fuck you)
I'm sipping absynthe
And I'm mixing it with Gatorade (what the fuck is going on?)
Pop open the trunk, you can hop in
Roll up all the windows keep you locked in
Finish up a damn shift and I stay clocked in
Close the damn door and now I'm locked in
Unfrow your brow, learn just how to rest
Watch a movie that passes Bechdel's big test
Instate reason in your lack of care
Invest in your friends who's parents
Don't make up their rent
Who tf the fuck you think you fucking are
Broke the law and now they're sounding the alarm
You're acting like a cop so shut the fuck up
And have fun with your trust fund
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2. |
cigs up
02:23
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I'm in the hotel lobby wearing all leather head to toe
Google mapping tryna find out where the fuck's the show
Uber everywhere like it's a jet but you
know I won't get in if I can't smoke a god damn cigarette so
Everybody in the club put your cigs up
Put your cigs up
I'm sucking the cig like Capri Sun
Smoke 'em back to back before the show like I give a fuck
Now everybody in the club put your cigs up
I've been I've been waiting waiting
I've been I've been waiting waiting
Run run a 4k when I get laid
Run run up foreplay, been kissin all day
You know my forte is to be gay
Your girlfriend let me hit and she moaned it like Jae
Runnin' up a 4k, just another day
Your mother gave me money put it up parley
I won the bet and its subsequent pay
GoPuff Mr. Beast, chocolate rain, Tay Zonday
WhoTF, everybody wanna be me
Wear all black on the stage, you can't see me
Make big money like a polycule, 3G's
Goofy ass beat, make it sound like a squeegee
WhoTF, it's what I'm asking when I see you
Smoke a bunch of cigs with some hotties in the green room
Now everybody in the club put your cigs up
Put your cigs up
I'm sucking the cig like Capri Sun
Smoke 'em back to back before the show, I don't give a fuck
Now everybody in the world put your cigs up
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3. |
bobTF
02:01
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(whoTF on the beat)
whoTF on the beat and it's really really neat
Put my shoes on my feet and I really wanna see
The Bean, yeah, Cloud Gate is wack
Sears for sure, Willis I will attack
Top text, bottom text
I'm a top first and a bottom next
Drinking whoTF sauce from the bottleneck, big check
Out of pocket shit
And you know that shit is bottomless
Vanta black's back up
Fuck your Cloud Gate, but
Anish Kapoor eats butt
Send text, doesn't do it right
Write it right now with the right syntax
Got McDonald's
And we paid for it in silly bands
Putting Bailey's in my Dunkin'
Now I'm silly, man
I'm fucking dead, that's on Bob Saget (she, her)
2030 bitch we take over the planet (they, them)
Catch me on stage turning theys into thems
Break my neck on the beat
And I do it on repeat (and I do it on repeat)
Break my neck in a sec
You know I do it all for Gecs (and I do it all for Gecs)
Wow, I'm fucking dead: Bob Saget
Yeah this ghost just gave me head, yeah
Luigi faggot (what?)
Luigi faggot (say it with us)
Luigi faggot
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real shit first
i don’t play nice
if you need a verse, then you have to pay ice
what comes next?
how about the bass
boutta hit this vape and go among us in your face
third things third
yeah i make moves
i be glowin up, and i be growin boobs
best for last
is your reaction to it
cuz hate on me is futile i know i’m gonna do it like
Wendy Carlos (4)
dance like step up even when my funds are low
i want Jack Black kiss me over Jack Harlow
feel like
Wendy Carlos (3)
Wendy’s in my system
it makes me feel awful
Wendy Carlos
Wendy Carlos
when dee
song plays i decide to go crazy
not over my old tracks
shit i want my gold back
i got friends so if you know that don’t hate me
cuttin hormones with my switchblade
run unless this shit pay
fuck no baby i’m not bitch made just lazy
so why you fight em all ? (2)
i feel like uncle female adams with the tylenol loose in my purse
rollin around and makin trouble in the bag
i wonder why they hate me
maybe it’s my word choice
haters talkin nerd voice
you’re upset so if you know that don’t hate me
parents told me think poor
hometown made me drink more
i’m not supposed to be on stage i made e
you call me a pro - blem
maybe you should go then
fuck yeah baby i’m a bitch babe don’t save me
my wrist flashy with the silly bands and frosted flakes
come to my house and i make you sign a NDA
i’m like deadmau5 if he had a soul and went by they
(yeah he goes by they/them pronouns actually deadmau5…. im so proud of him!!!!)
everybody say good job deadmau5!
(good job deadmau5 we love you deadmau5 etc.)
Wendy Carlos (4)
dance like step up even when my funds are low
i want Jack Black kiss me over Jack Harlow
feel like
Wendy Carlos (3)
Wendy’s in my system
it makes me feel awful
Wendy Carlos
Wendy Carlos
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5. |
FFB
01:48
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I'm smoking kush like it's cannabis
Crystal call that amethyst
I've been spending money but
You know that shit is counterfeit
Sneaking on the beat like a sneaker
Talking Nike, I ain't talking about Adider
What you want Weezer?
Mason Ramsey's Subway bet:
Post a sandwich on Deezer?
Ramsey rolls a sandwich like a dealer
Smoke it like a joint, now I'm weezier
Thinking bout the way I've been feeling
Up in Harrisburg, I've been dreamin'
Thinking bout the shit I'd be eatin'
Nothing can compare to Ramsey's dealin'
2030 bitch we coming
That's a promise, not a threat
So you better start running
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6. |
ayo
02:22
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I've been with my girls
And we've been doing shit appalling
I've been fucking busy
Don't call me
Eating up the track
Like a motherfucking zombie
Got three motherfucking bands on me
I like I like
My type my type
I like I like
Leek Jug Head's height
Like ayo ayo
Everybody's looking at me I'm like
Heyo heyo
Spreading the agenda like a missionary
See me on the stage and now they wanna be me
That's enough about me though
Imma be right r b though
I've been acting crazy, I've been feeling feral
Posting problematic pictures up on BeReal
Move it to the back
The crystals on this track
Put my Grammy's on tap
I'm like ayo ayo
Everybody's looking at me I'm like
Heyo heyo
Like ayo ayo
Everybody in my way get out my
Wayo wayo
Let's go
(we're probably gonna keep that let's go part)
I do give a fuck
(I do give a fuck)
I do give a AHHH
[nonsensical screaming]
Hell yeah I'm on top right now
I don't wanna step down
Yeah I smoke a little weed, now I'm scared
I don't wanna come down okay
Like ayo ayo
Everybody's looking at me I'm like
Heyo heyo
Like ayo ayo
Everybody in my way get out my
Mother fucking wayo
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7. |
LOU (feat. Fraxiom)
02:49
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fuck all the prerolls
shit i need a rerolll
i smoke weed on the broll
spend two minutes on BeReol
then back to shootin video
pray to that dick tim tebow
my camera face is lasered
we put the shit on vevo
i fucking love aviici
i wish he could’ve meet me
in SF and im tweeting
my foreheads overheating
we play big CD’s
and wear big DD’s
so many people love me
they need to call me kiki
fuck all the new fans
make me need a boof and
they act like the beat
cuz the beat so stupid
and my team too bad
you like me too bad
i snuck into your condo
and played with all the doodads
and my team too bad
got hygiene two dads
your life be dude ass
get out with your poo ass
the song like dumas
the bong hits two pass
line up for the frax
ask me how i do that
and yes i do pass
i don’t go to class
but i still practice
my shows back to back
the rose match to hat
i switch that new @
a click i’m gone
in a brand new fooat
you really have to soo at
i’m blowing up your car
i see mercedes boom
i’m off four drinks of Alcohol!
pissing in the ladies room
if you wanna complain
i make sure your personell see that
and this songs my personal CBAT
i’m a very versatile artist
(you can study up
you can rent a book
you can watch a YouTube video
but i’m the smartest
get my money up
get my rent in looks
get my fitted TuTu bittie hoe
bitch i’m the hardest)
SHOULDA NEVER SMOKED THAT SHIT
IT MADE ME SAY YES TO THE URL FESTIVAL
THEN IT BLEW MY THROAT OUT
AND NOW MY VOICE IS CLOSER TO MY TESTICLES
I GOTTA MIX THIS DOWN AND THREAD THIS UP AND DO STUFF
I NEED TO BECOME ALIVE IN THE MORNING LIKE A ROOSTER
DONT TALK TO ME UNTIL IVE HAD MY COFFEE AND FOODSTUFFS
A LITTLE SHAKEY WHEN WE GO BICOASTAL BUT THATS WHY THEY INTRODUCED US
GRAND THEFT AUTO TWO STARS
I WANNA PLAY A SHOW IN HOUSTON
ESTRADIOL FINASTERIDE ADDERALL AND THC I’M JUICED UP
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